cydonian-mystery:

insomniac-arrest:

Sexy 

Confident

Worldly

Shoots when you least expect it

Strategic clothes ripping

Uses a whip as a weapon

IN CONCLUSION

Indiana Jones is a femme fatale.

Stand aside himbos, himme fatale just dropped

post-store:

area51-narutorun:

brightlotusmoon:

spinachandhoney:

understuckphanuniverse:

r4cs0:

flakmaniak:

sirnekomeowinton:

charlesoberonn:

Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

i hate this fucking site so much *clicks reblog*

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

Ah, the Mary Suez.

hundreds of years of language evolution and innumerable events had to line up in the exact right order for that pun to make sense.

$27.99

anordinaryseal:

Repost this seal and wish will come true.

lycheesodas:

lycheesodas:

friendlybatteringram:

kawaii-pinko:

kawaii-pinko:

catchymemes:

so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo

PLS i swear i saw this in another version of this post but i can’t find it now 😭

if anyone knows who wrote this scenario tag them so they can have credit asldfjslkf

@pretend-im-not-there is the one who wrote the previous scenario! and @insomniarama​ came up with froyo and ham 😂 so:

unhandme-orbleed:

nocturne-reverie:

jckofallnames:

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

Anyone else totally desensitized to the delta variant with a side of futility or is it just me. Im wearing my mask and stuff but the scale of the horror of it is just lost on me now

I heard “delta spreads as fast as smallpox” and felt nothing

Yeah yeah, it’s a plague, we get it, we know the drill.

Never thought I’d be so used to crippling, blinding existential fear

aahsoka:

2020s we didnt start the fire could also include “trouble in the suez” for completely different reasons

rlyehtaxidermist:

person who will lose their job: the guy who had to try and steer a massive cargo ship with no power in a sandstorm

person who should lose their job: the guy who decided to build a cargo ship longer than the suez canal is wide without considering the obvious corner case (or more likely, the guy who dismissed the possible corner case as unlikely and the profits worth the risk)

kristiemewisstan:

Happy Donald Trump Getting Fired Day

i NEED a live feed of this man being drug out of office 

banjobutch:

afloweroutofstone:

collapsedsquid:

Sources are telling me that Biden has been swapped out for a body double, they’re going to inaugurate him instead.

They’ll have 25 Biden look-alikes all agressively running in zig-zag patterns around the real Biden while he’s being sworn in, to trick any marksmen

Artist’s rendering of the Biden inauguration 

iamjohnlocked4life:

I made a meme for today